JON'S DIFFERENT NAMES!

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I question the methods that are used to get these! If I were going to change my name I would never use these methods but here is what I came up with. -JON

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car):

CDF150

(This sounds like I am in a bad StarWars cover band)


2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):

Phish Food Flip Flop

(I am not sure that this gives me any street cred)


3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):

BLUE HIPPO

(This just makes me sound like I am sad about being fat)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born):

Stephen Lubbock

(I am pretty sure that this character would never get a girl because he would be the dumb west Texas hick)


5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):

Rhojo

(I think that is Klingon for Dog... Btw I know that I am making both a Star Wars and Star Trek joke at the same time and it is probably looked down on by respective fans of each but that is the point)



6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper

(I am sure that if anyone had to call for me the by the time they got my name out the super villan would have finished their diabolical scheme and gotten away)


7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers):

Steve Jack

(This would make a perfect name for the guy in the pit crew but never the driver)



8. STRIPPER NAME ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent,favorite candy):

Escape Sour Patch Kids

(If you are visiting strippers named Escape Sour Patch Kids you are about 5 seconds away from Chris Hansen walking through your door and telling you you are on to catch a predator)



9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter):

Hendrix Hono lu lu

(This weather guy would definately be the weekend early morning shift that only really "morning" people could stand)


10. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower):

Fall Chrysanthemum

(I don't think that the Russians are too worried by a guy named Fall Chrysanthemum. I am very sure that he would never be a double 0 and pretty sure that he could never make it into the CIA or NSA.)



11. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing rightnow):

Banana Underwear

(THIS IS NOT A CARTOON THAT I WOULD LET MY KID WATCH! BUT WHILE WRITING THIS POST I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND THIS IS ALL I HAVE ON)


HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree):

Pop Tart Red Oak

(This is the hippy that likes the Idea of being a hippy but still likes the comfort of modern life... and when no one is looking he litters.)


This just goes to show you how sometimes the rules set you up to fail!