If you have never experienced the succession of sounds listed above then you are truly missing out. These sounds are exclusive to one event life that is most likely unavoidable. An event that you would rather not witness. An event that you want to leave as quickly as possible. A happening that will haunt your dreams every time you look at the place where it occured. Yes, these four sounds in succession could mean anything, a train is coming and splashed through a puddle, a car horn is honking as the rain drops fall. Unfortunately in my case it was something worse..something gross..something stinky! My sweet precious, blonde hair, blue eyed boy was the culprit, his daddy was the witness and clean up crew and I was in charge of transporting culprit to a new location.
that's right IT WAS
the dreaded......
the terrible....
POOP IN THE TUB!
3 comments:
HILARIOUS! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! MY EYES ARE WATERING THINKING ABOUT...OH AND IT MAKES ME WRETCH JUST A LITTLE TOO!!
Yeh Meghan, and the best thing is you and I were not there to experience it.
Dad
Hey, there are worse sounds than "plop". At least "plop" can be easily picked up. It's the runny ones that make you scrub the whole tub again.
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